My Privacy Policy

I'm not saying that spammers should be shot.  Because that would be wrong.  I'm just saying that if someone were to shoot a couple of spammers, you know, just to rid the world of a few walking fungi, I'd probably look the other way.

That's all I'm sayin'.

I hate spam, and you won't be getting any from me.

You have my word that, when you submit your email address, you can expect me only to use it for the following purposes:

• If I happen to be running any sort of promotion and you win a prize, you'll know about it.  
• I you win a prize, I may post your name online - but not your address.
• When I have a new book coming out, I'll let you know.
• If I have something else I'm dying to tell you about (like a book tour, a promotional event, a new baby (ha!) I'll let you know.
• Finally, I'll send you my newsletter - assuming I aver get around to doing one.

 That’s it.  Real simple.  You can request to be removed from my mailing list at any time.  I will do so immediately.

 I would not do to others what I’d hate to have done to me.